For 14 years, self-taught photographer Sergio Tapiro took over 300,000 photos of Mexico’s Mount Colima “of which only 100 are good.” Then, on December 13th 2015, it finally erupted. “This picture is a gift that nature has given to me. When I saw the camera display I was shocked—I didn’t believe it.”
Posted 2 years ago
one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys.
I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent.
I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.
I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen
I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever
i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.
I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.
I was in class one time and we were talking about allergies and someone turned around to me and asked “how allergic are you to nuts?”
My friend says, “obviously not enough if she’s bi.” the class lost it.
Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all “you straight back here?” My response of “not even a little, but the stockroom is clean” made her lose it
I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mind
Posted 2 years ago
is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
Posted 2 years ago
Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.
Picking up litter and helping direct traffic
SMOKEY THE BEAR
oHMYGOD
Posted 2 years ago
Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?
Posted 3 years ago
I have so many emotions
That they spill out of my chest
At any given moment
Tears run down my cheeks
For people I don’t know
Things I haven’t experienced
Because I can still feel them
I push my own demons back into the closet
“These people. I care.
They are more important. You can wait.”
And so they grow stronger
Until I cannot keep them at bay any longer
And they leech out when I reach
To help
Other people
this is how I meet my demise.
Posted 3 years ago
Posted 3 years ago
While they look like frozen waves, they are not. These formations are created in Antarctica over time. Most of these images result from melting, not from freezing. Melting has produced the downward pointing spikes that look like a breaking wave but they are simply icicles.
The beautiful smoothly polished surfaces are again the result of melting; freshly frozen ice, especially ice that has frozen rapidly, is cloudy and opaque. The transparent ice in the photographs has been created in a glacier or ice cap by the slow annealing of ice as it is buried under each year’s successive accumulation of snow. (Source)
Posted 3 years ago
I know it’s getting bad again when I focus all my energy on pulling everyone I know out of their darkness so I don’t have to face my own.
Posted 3 years ago
This photo manipulation called Inner Earth was done by Brady Phillips.
this is so beautiful i could actually cry
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